I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
I am done speaking with squirrels - Vine by JEROME JARRE
THE WAY HE SAYS SQUIRREL I CAN’T
here i come
dont worry i got u
shit.i fucked up i fcuked up i fucked up
are you ok speak to me how many fingers am i holding up
I’m fucking dead.
he’s fucking dead
when will my reflection show who i am inside
Omfg Hussie. Seriously?
Why the fuck is his shadow in the shape of a centaur?
I think the Mulan reference explained it pretty well already
Forget the Avengers and how angry they will get at Fury when they realise he lied about Coulson.
Imagine the Hell Pepper Potts will put Fury through. Pretty sure Tony and the rest of the gang will just stand back and let her handle it.