Only cause we know better.
^ REBLOGGING TO THAT
IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND THAT WAS AMAZING
I can’t remember the last time I blinked!
This fucking site
Is there anything we can’t turn into a fandom reference
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
How do ducks masturbate
The night blogging is strong with these ones.
I thought my hand was a giraffe earlier today.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
People are probably getting sick of my constant rib updates, but at times it’s more pain than I’ve probably ever experienced (like when I sneeze). Also, I’m going to Shetland tomorrow to work and I really really hope my chest doesn’t hurt too much while I’m there.
For every new movie Dreamworks make they should put a short at the beginning of the many ways Jack has tried to bust in Santa’s workshop
It could even be the Christmas Special!
NOW I UNDERSTAND CABIN PRESSURE “GOLF TANGO INDIA” SHIIIIIIT
In 1731, King Frederick I of Sweden gave a lion he had killed to a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before, and this was the result
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.