thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

April 24th, 2014 at 9:09AM / via: dutchster / op: thefatgirlblog / reblog / 80,551 notes

princessgorgon:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

some people do get achiness if it isn’t resolved but let’s be fair they can fucking take care of themselves and not use it to pressure you

that isn’t cool, using someone’s sympathy to force them into sex

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

April 24th, 2014 at 9:03AM / via: notcuddles / op: warmbug / reblog / 6,420 notes

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

April 24th, 2014 at 9:03AM / via: dutchster / op: bangarz / reblog / 87,448 notes
trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

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trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

(Source: kxxrxh)

April 24th, 2014 at 9:01AM / via: dutchster / op: kxxrxh / reblog / 423,996 notes

winchesterappreciation:

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

"I NEED A GODAMN WRITING DESK"

April 24th, 2014 at 9:01AM / via: rogueofstars / op: ricotomate / reblog / 91,187 notes

(Source: subtubitles)

April 24th, 2014 at 8:58AM / via: dutchster / op: subtubitles / reblog / 23,193 notes

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.